Tuesday, July 13, 2010
TINKLER TO TACKLE TINSELTOWN
Memphis, TN – Today, after weeks of silence, Martha Tinkler’s office released her long-awaited plan: “Martha’s LA Plan: A Safari Adventure”. Though there have been rumors and much speculation, this is the first official statement Ms.Tinkler has made on the topic.
“I’ve been thinking about leaving Memphis for a long time now, “Tinkler explained wistfully. “But I was conflicted and confused. Turning inward, to Safari, gave me the guidance I needed to finally make a choice, a change.”
Ms.Tinkler introduced her Safari way of life on her wildly popular blog WILDCATS SURPRISE BADGERS .“Safari is more than just a look, it is a state of mind, a state of being. It combines an ease of mind with ruthless efficiency…”
Martha’s LA Plan: A Safari Adventure is a three-pronged plan covering not only transportation and lodging, but also employment, social engagements, and fashion.
Prong One: Drive to Los Angeles. Ms.Tinkler will depart Saturday morning and plans to arrive in LA late Sunday night. Tinkler will be driving her 2003 Volkswagen Jetta, and will be accompanied by long-time friend Brenna Mc____, also of Memphis. The duo will be stopping in Albuquerque on Saturday night for a bit of respite.
Prong Two: Try it on for size. Once in Los Angeles, Martha will be staying with her brother and his lovely fiancé. While there, Tinkler will research neighborhoods to ascertain the most efficient living arrangement. Tinkler currently has two weeks of gainful, freelance employment, but will be searching relentlessly for more, with the help of gal pal, and culinary genius Brianna B____, of Venice Beach.
Prong Three: Triumphant return. After establishing herself fully in approximately two months, Ms.Tinkler will return to Memphis for a two week engagement, at which time she will quit her current residence, put on a farewell tour, and possibly have a yard sale.
In keeping with her Safari lifestyle, Tinkler’s plan is light and flexible. Her new lifestyle also prompted her decision against moving to Savannah, GA, stating only that “Savannah was not ‘Safari-ready’”.
For more information on Martha Tinkler, Safari, her yard sale, or LA, please check marthatinkler.com.